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Cursed fact about salmon sharks please 🥺

sharkythefangirl

salmon sharks are small adorable relatives of the great white!
they do occasionally beach themselves, at which point they almost always get mistaken as “baby great whites” so if you see a clickbaity news article that goes LOCAL COUPLE RESCUES BABY GREAT WHITE FROM SANDBAR, chances are it was actually a salmon shark!
they can’t help it, they’re just babey.

bettsplendens:

thelogicalghost:
I don’t care why, this is hysterical.
This is the best kind of prank.
No scares, no injury, no property damage, just confuse the hell out of someone.

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